Friday, December 2, 2011

Jesus Has A Thing For Feet. LOL

























Jesus Has A Thing For Feet. LOL

Love Me Some Jesus

























Love me SOME Jesus? Not all?
If you love you some Jesus and want to hang this proudly, buy it lol.

Even Jesus Has a Mac

























Once Jesus used a Mac he never went back.  Power to the Apple!
Created by wired4use

What Would Jesus Eat? A Burger?






























What Would Jesus Eat?  A Burger?
Art by Josh Taylor

Jesus Loves the Little Gummies of the World

















"Jesus Loves the Little Gummies
All the Gummies of the World
Be they Red or Green or Yellow, Orange or White
They are precious in his Sight

Jesus Loves the Little Gummies of the World

I am the way the truth and the light he told them 

and I am your Candyman"

Art and words by radioPooh

All Sinners Shall Die!

























Jesus the Slayer.
Created by TsuruOkosugiCaspi

Fuck it! I'm Jesus!































ZOMG is right!!
Created by ~Sir-Mack

Come At Me Bro


Come at me Bro!  Go Godzilla go!

Blasphemy.... It's Jesus Killing A T-Rex With A Sword

Blasphemy.... It's Jesus Killing A T-Rex With A Sword
What did he ever do to you Jesus? :(

BDSM Magnetic Jesus Dress Up!



















 BDSM Magnetic Jesus Dress Up! Naughty Jesus!  Buy here

Halloween Magnetic Jesus Dress Up!




















Halloween Magnetic Jesus Dress Up!  Yaaay!  I bet he looks cute in the Playboy Bunny outfit! Buy this!

Running Rainbows For Jesus




















Wow.  Afro, awesome rainbow running... what more could Jesus ask for?  Run for Jesus with Madeline!  Check out these fine beats

Pawn Shop Jesus


Jesus you can can't pawn your cross!  You can buy this lovely print for the low price of $140 

Tantric Jesus?


Tantric Jesus?  Please explain:

"In 1974, home appliance retailer Yamagiwa Corporation printed 1,974 copies of a promotional poster featuring a Jesus portrait by noted pop artist Tadanori Yokoo. The poster depicts Christ in front of a colorful mandala-like pattern centered around an inverted triangle, which Yokoo described as being a Tantric symbol of Shakti, the feminine creative energy of the universe, though it could just as well represent the Holy Trinity."


A home appliance retailer?!  What were they promoting?!!  Mmmm Tantric Jesus!

All I Want for Xmas is a Weird Wooden Jesus Necklace

All I Want for Xmas is a Weird Wooden Jesus Necklace

Yes this is very real and comes in other colors: here

I'm Sorry My Dog Fucked Your Baby Jesus Lawn Ornament


I'm Sorry My Dog Fucked Your Baby Jesus Lawn Ornament

I don't think he's sorry though...

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Jesus VS T-Rex


Damn Jesus... you got some moves! FINISH HIM! Buy this shirt.

Liquid Jesus. Starbucks Has Some Competition!


Mmmm... Liquid Jesus.  And guess what?  You can get this on a shirt!  Wear it to Starbucks.  Buy here.

Jesus Saves. Obama Spends. Hmm... Gotta Love Mixing Politics With Religion


Jesus Saves.  Obama Spends.  Hmm... Gotta Love Mixing Politics With Religion
You can buy this, LOL!  Buy

Jesus Shops at IKEA??


Good luck, Jesus!  IKEA things are so complicated to put together!

KFC? Nah! How About Some JFC!


KFC?  Nah!  How About Some JFC!

Jesus: Now Watch Me Resurrect... These Fresh Beats!


























Let me hear those fresh beats, DJ Jesus!

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Jesus and the Easter Bunny Fight


Its about time Jesus shows the Easter Bunny who Easter is really about!
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The Easter Bunny's Real Job

The Easter Bunny's real job is Jesus' driver. Finally we have an answer as to why Easter is celebrated with a Bunny. He's how Jesus gets around!
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Happy Zombie Jesus Day!


Jesus shows the rabbit who's boss.
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Jesus Loves Being the Easter Bunny


Isn't Jesus cute as the Easter Bunny?
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How The Easter Bunny Came Into Existance
















I always wondered how the Easter Bunny was related to Jesus and his death. Mystery solved!
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Jesus' Easter Eggs Must Have Been Awesome


I bet they were awesome!
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Happy Zombie Jesus Day… or Easter




Happy Zombie Jesus Day or Easter!

Thanks to awesome Explosm.net for this cartoon!

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Batman Jesus


Batman Jesus. Ohhh the things he can accomplish!

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Cool Story Bro


I bet it was a cool story!




Super Mario Jesus


Whoaaa Super Mario Jesus??!! When did Nintendo release this?

If You Say Jesus Backwards It Sounds Like Sausage


If you say Jesus backwards it sounds like sausage. Thank you high little doggy!




Christ's Sake


Christ's sake! The best sake there is! Drink up Jesus!




Jesus Loves A Good Beer


Jesus loves a good beer! I wonder which is his favorite. Any guesses?




Jesus Likes Trampolines! Boing!


Jesus loves trampolines, too! Boing!




Look! No Hands! LOL!


Look no hands! LOL! Jesus is amazing!