Sunday, November 25, 2012

Who Was Jesus?















Who was Jesus?  All of the above. Really?!  My head may explode.

Jesus Loved Wearing His Yarmulke


















Jesus Loved Wearing His Yarmulke!

Every Time You Spin a Dreidel, Jesus Weeps!

Every Time You Spin a Dreidel, Jesus Weeps.  I disagree.  I think Jesus enjoys playing a good game of dreidel!  This is a parody cover of the book "Dreidel, Dreidel, Driedel" by Amy Cartwright

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Happy Thanksgiving From Pilgrim Jesus!

Jesus looks spiffy in his pilgrim costume!

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Jesus Loves His Little Pony

























Cue the My Little Pony Theme song:

[Jesus]
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh….
[Twilight Sparkle]
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me
[Rainbow Dash]
Big adventure
[Pinkie Pie]
Tons of fun
[Rarity]
A beautiful heart
[Applejack]
Faithful and strong
[Fluttershy]
Sharing kindness
[Twilight Sparkle]
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my little ponies
Do you know you're all my very best friends?
My Little Pony
My Little Pony
My Little Pony... friends

My little Pony and Jesusssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

Lion Jesus, Lasers, Space. Pure Awesomeness!




















This is a shout-out to Tupakula Penchalanarasaiah who posted a picture of himself on our fan page!  We present to you: Tupakula's profile picture on Facebook.  How more awesome can a picture get?!!  We got a Lion depicting Jesus, lasers, space, the Bible, Tupakula and Lion Jesus coming out of Earth! Bravo Tupakula! And a nice big LOL!

Who Is Disguised As Jesus Ad





















LOL.  I have no words.

Monday, July 23, 2012

Get A Job You Dirty Hippy!



















He was just praying, bitch! Jesus says fuck the police.  LOL.

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Being Able To Walk On Water Isn't Always Fun For Jesus






































Poor Jesus can't jump into a pool.  His legs will break.  LOL

My Dad Is A Dick, Dude






















God is a dick, dude.  Even Jesus think so!

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Bible Rocking Chair!

























Nothing like Rocking out to Jesus Loves Me at a young age in a rocking chair!  There's even a shelf to hold your bible!!! Yay!!!
Buy it: here

Look At Me Dad! I Rock at Hula Hooping!!


Look At Me Dad! I Rock at Hula Hooping!!

Thursday, April 12, 2012

I Found Jesus!!


I Found Jesus!!  He's on this shirt!!
Buy this shirt: here

Armed and Sippin' On Jesus Juice

























Armed and Sippin' On Jesus Juice!

Come At Me Bro

























Jesus says Come at me bro! C'mon! He's not that big!

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Do It Yourself (DIY) Easter

























Do it yourself (DIY) Easter!!
You can buy this awesomeness on shirts, stickers, mugs and more, lol! Buy here


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Happy Zombie Jesus Day! Mmmm Brains!





























Happy Zombie Jesus Day! Mmmm Brains!
To see more Zombie Jesus Day... I mean Easter pics: click here

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Happy Easter from Zombie Bunny Jesus






























Happy Easter from Zombie Bunny Jesus! Isn't he kinda cute?

For more Zombie Jesus Day... I mean Easter pics: click here

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

It's your day, Jesus! Punch that SOB Bunny!



















It's your day, Jesus! Punch that SOB!


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Jesus Only Gets His Eggs From Bunnies




















Jesus only get this eggs from bunnies. By the way, awesome glasses, Jesus.


For more Zombie Jesus Day... I mean Easter pics: click here

Friday, March 30, 2012

Zombie Jesus Day Is Coming!!

























This is what will be happening this Easter. A massive bunny will be laying eggs of Zombie Jesus's... prepare now!

For more Zombie Jesus Day.. I mean Easter pics:  click here

Saturday, March 24, 2012

I'll Be Back

























Jesus will be back.
You can buy this shirt lol: here


Jesus Plays Pool





Back the fuck up nigga... it's Jesus' turn!