Jesus vs. Santa

Jesus vs Santa. The battle for Christmas!

The Meme Last Supper

Now this is an awesome Last Supper! There's Pancake Bunny, Keyboard Cat, Ceiling Cat, Sneezing Baby Panda and a bunch of other classic memes. They must be waiting for Jesus to ride in with his dinosaur!

Raptor Jesus Sells Babies

Raptor Jesus sells babies with absolutely no remorse.

Jesus: Name It Optimus Prime

I agree with Jesus. Optimus Prime is an awesome name.

Messiah Mints - Save Your Breath

These saintly little peppermints come in an inspiring reusable metal tin and are guaranteed to make your breath minty fresh, even after a hearty meal of loaves and fishes.
Buy the Messiah Mints: here 

Dashboard Jesus

"I don't care if it rains or freezes, Long as I got my Plastic Jesus." Buy here or here or here

What WOULDN'T Jesus Do?

Jesus will do anything for your sins!  He glides for them!

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Evolve This!

                                                                                                               

Jesus WTF?!! What did Darwin ever really do to you? Seriously, bro!

You can buy this murder on a shirt here or a sticker here

Jesus Was A Zombie Before It Was Cool

Jesus was a Zombie before it was cool. Pure hipster.

Jesus Is Coming! Hide Your Bong!

Vinnntage!  Hide your bong because Jesus is gonna smoke all your weed!

Walken With Jesus

Walken With Jesus
Buy shirt: here

DJ Jesus Last Supper Shirt

DJ Jesus Last Supper Shirt. Rockin' the beats one last time.

Buy shirt: here

Aliens Took Jesus

Aliens took Jesus and the idiots didn't help him!!

Jesus vs. Charles Darwin

This is a fight I would pay to see: Jesus vs. Darwin.  Who would win?

Raptor Jesus Went Extinct For Your Sins

Raptor Jesus: He went extinct for your sins. Never forget.

Jesus Healed Dinosaurs Too

Jesus traveled all over to heal dinosaurs.  He especially enjoyed healing Raptors!  Why do you think Raptors allowed him to ride them?

Flying Spaghetti Monster & Raptor Jesus

Flying Spaghetti Monster holding Raptor Jesus. Brilliant!
This awesomeness was created by ~Firell

Hipster Jesus

Jesus is a true Hipster.

DJ Jesus Pumping The Beats

DJ Jesus knows how to spin and get the crowd going!

You're Not Gonna Get In My Pants If You Don't Love Jesus

We can't get into your pants if we don't love Jesus?  Wow, dude.  Do you know how many women you are disappointing?!!  Did your Grandmother knit that for you?

And So Jesus Cat Said...

Amen, Jesus Cat, Amen.

Cat Jesus by ~Outdated-Map

Cat Madonna and Baby Cat Jesus

Cat Madonna and Baby Cat Jesus by Teresa Bergen
I have no words for this gem.

It's Jesus Cat!

Jesus Cat by ~NimaDoodleZ
According to the artist: "Jesus could walk on water.
Jesus the CAT can walk on water AND breakdance on it"  Just awesome!

Jesus Shaves Mug

The Jesus Shaves Mug begins with the traditional bearded Jesus. But when you pour in hot liquid, a miracle transpires -- His beard gradually vanishes before your very eyes! Before too long, you are looking at a clean-shaven Jesus, LOL!! 

Buy here: Jesus Shaves Mug

Jesus Pill Box

Nothing like seeing the face of Jesus every time you gotta pop a Xanax!
Buy here: Jesus Pill Box

Threat Alert Jesus

Yes, this is very real.

"Threat Alert Jesus protects you and your family by warning of changes to the US Government's color coded Threat Level alert system. Feel comforted knowing the Son of God is ever vigilant, taking care of you and your loved ones." Buy it: Threat Alert Jesus and Apparel

They are even going to come out with an iPhone app! LOL!  When he turns red - get under the bed!! LOLZ 

Jesus Cat Loves You

Jesus Cat loves you! Meow!

Do You Have A Moment To Talk About Jesus Christ?

Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ with creepy Jehovah Witness Cat?

Jesus Cat Died For Your Sins Nine Times

Jesus Cat is much better than regular Jesus. He died NINE times!

Grumpy Cat Tells It How It Is

Grumpy Cat tells it how it is.  Jesus died for your sins, Grumpy Cat.  NOPE!

Jesus Cat Has No Interest In Physics

Jesus Cat has no interest in Physics.  Let him walk on water!

Jesus As A Cat

Jesus looks good as a cat! I HAZ RIZZEN! Meow, lol!

Jesus Riding His Raptor

Jesus loves riding dinosaurs.  I think his favorite was the Raptor.

Jesus Smokes Good Shit

Jesus smokes good shit.  And how kind of him to share with the children!

Jesus Was Here

Water turned into bottles of wine! Jesus was there!

So That's What Happened to Jesus For Three Days

So That's What Happened to Jesus For Three Days!

Half-Naked Dancing Jesus Gets Hit by a Bus

Jesus has some sexy moves! Not cool. bus driver. No cool.

Jesus and Grumpy Cat Have a Talk

Not even Jesus can get through to Grumpy Cat

Jesus is the Rocket Man

Jesus is the Rocket Man singing 

"And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home 

Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man 

Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone"

I'm A Carpenter

Jesus is not happy with your shitty job! Cyanide and Happiness is awesome! Check out their site!

Answer Me Jesus

The Lord works in mysterious ways and now he will speak to you through this inspired plastic likeness. Hip and holy he possesses the power to amuse and offend. Never again will you have to wonder WHAT JESUS WOULD DO when you hold the answer in the palm of your hand. Fun and funny, this Answer Me Jesus is a blessed way to declare your faith or add a touch of holiness to any decor.

Sadly, Answer Me Jesus is no longer in production. fml

I'm Savin' Up For Jesus!

Are you saving up for Jesus? Buy this and "Keep your money going in the right direction: save up for the Lord! With this piggy bank, your money and your heart will never stray from the loving arms of Jesus."  LOL. Ready to save for the lord?  Then go ahead and buy here 

Astronaut Jesus!

Jesus dressed as an astronaut!  It gets better.  You can buy this awesome figure here

Dat Leg, Jesus

Look at dat leg! Damn you sexy Jesus!