Cue the My Little Pony Theme song:
- [Jesus]
- My Little Pony, My Little Pony
- Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh….
- [Twilight Sparkle]
- (My Little Pony)
- I used to wonder what friendship could be
- (My Little Pony)
- Until you all shared its magic with me
- [Rainbow Dash]
- Big adventure
- [Pinkie Pie]
- Tons of fun
- [Rarity]
- A beautiful heart
- [Applejack]
- Faithful and strong
- [Fluttershy]
- Sharing kindness
- [Twilight Sparkle]
- It's an easy feat
- And magic makes it all complete
- You have my little ponies
- Do you know you're all my very best friends?
- My Little Pony
- My Little Pony
- My Little Pony... friends
- My little Pony and Jesusssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!