Jesus is a whiney bitch!
Wednesday, December 24, 2014
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Tuesday, April 22, 2014
Soft and Huggable Jesus!
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Haven't you always wanted a huggleable Jesus to cuddle with at night? Look no further! My Loving Jesus Doll! "A Doll That Symbolizes the Love and Comfort of Jesus. 16 Inches tall and includes a short story written on a scroll for use as a tool for discussions about the life of Jesus." How wonderful!
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Jesus Is Still Celebrating 420
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For Jesus, every day is 4/20. Would Jesus limit himself to only one day? No. And neither should you!
Sunday, April 20, 2014
4/20/14 Jesus Ad
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Now this is awesome!
"The ad, emailed out to 13,000 Lunchbox Laboratory deals subscribers, features a picture of the Lord and Savior in a not-so-classical pose with a burger in one hand and a marijuana joint in the other. Text springing from Jesus’ mouth reads, “When I Get Back, All I Want is the Burger of the Gods.” Above him is Easter’s date with the number 4.20 highlighted in green." Read the full article here.
Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
Thriller Jesus
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You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl
But all the while you hear the creature creepin' up behind
You're out of time
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
Thursday, April 17, 2014
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