What WOULDN'T Jesus Do?

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Jesus will do anything for your sins!  He glides for them!

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I'm A Carpenter

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Jesus is not happy with your shitty job! Cyanide and Happiness is awesome! Check out their site!

Jesus Loves His Little Pony

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Cue the My Little Pony Theme song:

[Jesus]

My Little Pony, My Little Pony

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh….

[Twilight Sparkle]

(My Little Pony)

I used to wonder what friendship could be

(My Little Pony)

Until you all shared its magic with me

[Rainbow Dash]

Big adventure

[Pinkie Pie]

Tons of fun

[Rarity]

A beautiful heart

[Applejack]

Faithful and strong

[Fluttershy]

Sharing kindness

[Twilight Sparkle]

It's an easy feat

And magic makes it all complete

You have my little ponies

Do you know you're all my very best friends?

My Little Pony

My Little Pony

My Little Pony... friends

My little Pony and Jesusssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!

Being Able To Walk On Water Isn't Always Fun For Jesus

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Poor Jesus can't jump into a pool.  His legs will break.  LOL