Get A Job You Dirty Hippy!

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He was just praying, bitch! Jesus says fuck the police.  LOL.

Being Able To Walk On Water Isn't Always Fun For Jesus

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Poor Jesus can't jump into a pool.  His legs will break.  LOL

My Dad Is A Dick, Dude

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God is a dick, dude.  Even Jesus think so!

Killing Each Other Over Imaginary Friends

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Bible Rocking Chair!

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Nothing like Rocking out to Jesus Loves Me at a young age in a rocking chair!  There's even a shelf to hold your bible!!! Yay!!!
Buy it: here

Look At Me Dad! I Rock at Hula Hooping!!

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Look At Me Dad! I Rock at Hula Hooping!!

I Found Jesus!!

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I Found Jesus!!  He's on this shirt!!
Buy this shirt: here

Armed and Sippin' On Jesus Juice

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Armed and Sippin' On Jesus Juice!

Come At Me Bro

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Jesus says Come at me bro! C'mon! He's not that big!

Do It Yourself (DIY) Easter

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Do it yourself (DIY) Easter!!
You can buy this awesomeness on shirts, stickers, mugs and more, lol! Buy here


For more Zombie Jesus Day... I mean Easter pics: click here