Jesus Loves His Little Pony

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Cue the My Little Pony Theme song:

[Jesus]

My Little Pony, My Little Pony

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh….

[Twilight Sparkle]

(My Little Pony)

I used to wonder what friendship could be

(My Little Pony)

Until you all shared its magic with me

[Rainbow Dash]

Big adventure

[Pinkie Pie]

Tons of fun

[Rarity]

A beautiful heart

[Applejack]

Faithful and strong

[Fluttershy]

Sharing kindness

[Twilight Sparkle]

It's an easy feat

And magic makes it all complete

You have my little ponies

Do you know you're all my very best friends?

My Little Pony

My Little Pony

My Little Pony... friends

My little Pony and Jesusssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!

Lion Jesus, Lasers, Space. Pure Awesomeness!

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This is a shout-out to Tupakula Penchalanarasaiah who posted a picture of himself on our fan page!  We present to you: Tupakula's profile picture on Facebook.  How more awesome can a picture get?!!  We got a Lion depicting Jesus, lasers, space, the Bible, Tupakula and Lion Jesus coming out of Earth! Bravo Tupakula! And a nice big LOL!

Who Is Disguised As Jesus Ad

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LOL.  I have no words.

Get A Job You Dirty Hippy!

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He was just praying, bitch! Jesus says fuck the police.  LOL.

Being Able To Walk On Water Isn't Always Fun For Jesus

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Poor Jesus can't jump into a pool.  His legs will break.  LOL

My Dad Is A Dick, Dude

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God is a dick, dude.  Even Jesus think so!

Killing Each Other Over Imaginary Friends

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Bible Rocking Chair!

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Nothing like Rocking out to Jesus Loves Me at a young age in a rocking chair!  There's even a shelf to hold your bible!!! Yay!!!
Buy it: here

Look At Me Dad! I Rock at Hula Hooping!!

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Look At Me Dad! I Rock at Hula Hooping!!

I Found Jesus!!

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I Found Jesus!!  He's on this shirt!!
Buy this shirt: here