Soft and Huggable Jesus!

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Haven't you always wanted a huggleable Jesus to cuddle with at night? Look no further! My Loving Jesus Doll! "A Doll That Symbolizes the Love and Comfort of Jesus. 16 Inches tall and includes a short story written on a scroll for use as a tool for discussions about the life of Jesus." How wonderful!

Buy here

Messiah Mints - Save Your Breath

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These saintly little peppermints come in an inspiring reusable metal tin and are guaranteed to make your breath minty fresh, even after a hearty meal of loaves and fishes.
Buy the Messiah Mints: here 

Dashboard Jesus

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"I don't care if it rains or freezes, Long as I got my Plastic Jesus." Buy here or here or here

Evolve This!

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Jesus WTF?!! What did Darwin ever really do to you? Seriously, bro!

You can buy this murder on a shirt here or a sticker here

Walken With Jesus

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Walken With Jesus
Buy shirt: here

DJ Jesus Last Supper Shirt

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DJ Jesus Last Supper Shirt. Rockin' the beats one last time.

Buy shirt: here

Jesus Shaves Mug

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The Jesus Shaves Mug begins with the traditional bearded Jesus. But when you pour in hot liquid, a miracle transpires -- His beard gradually vanishes before your very eyes! Before too long, you are looking at a clean-shaven Jesus, LOL!! 

Buy here: Jesus Shaves Mug

Jesus Pill Box

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Nothing like seeing the face of Jesus every time you gotta pop a Xanax!
Buy here: Jesus Pill Box

Threat Alert Jesus

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Yes, this is very real.

"Threat Alert Jesus protects you and your family by warning of changes to the US Government's color coded Threat Level alert system. Feel comforted knowing the Son of God is ever vigilant, taking care of you and your loved ones." Buy it: Threat Alert Jesus and Apparel

They are even going to come out with an iPhone app! LOL!  When he turns red - get under the bed!! LOLZ 

Answer Me Jesus

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The Lord works in mysterious ways and now he will speak to you through this inspired plastic likeness. Hip and holy he possesses the power to amuse and offend. Never again will you have to wonder WHAT JESUS WOULD DO when you hold the answer in the palm of your hand. Fun and funny, this Answer Me Jesus is a blessed way to declare your faith or add a touch of holiness to any decor.

Sadly, Answer Me Jesus is no longer in production. fml

I'm Savin' Up For Jesus!

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Are you saving up for Jesus? Buy this and "Keep your money going in the right direction: save up for the Lord! With this piggy bank, your money and your heart will never stray from the loving arms of Jesus."  LOL. Ready to save for the lord?  Then go ahead and buy here 

Astronaut Jesus!

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Jesus dressed as an astronaut!  It gets better.  You can buy this awesome figure here

Bible Rocking Chair!

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Nothing like Rocking out to Jesus Loves Me at a young age in a rocking chair!  There's even a shelf to hold your bible!!! Yay!!!
Buy it: here

I Found Jesus!!

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I Found Jesus!!  He's on this shirt!!
Buy this shirt: here

Do It Yourself (DIY) Easter

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Do it yourself (DIY) Easter!!
You can buy this awesomeness on shirts, stickers, mugs and more, lol! Buy here


For more Zombie Jesus Day... I mean Easter pics: click here

I'll Be Back

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Jesus will be back.
You can buy this shirt lol: here

Love Me Some Jesus

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Love me SOME Jesus? Not all?
If you love you some Jesus and want to hang this proudly, buy it lol.

Jesus Loves the Little Gummies of the World

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"Jesus Loves the Little Gummies
All the Gummies of the World
Be they Red or Green or Yellow, Orange or White
They are precious in his Sight

Jesus Loves the Little Gummies of the World

I am the way the truth and the light he told them 

and I am your Candyman"

Art and words by radioPooh

BDSM Magnetic Jesus Dress Up!

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 BDSM Magnetic Jesus Dress Up! Naughty Jesus!  Buy here

Halloween Magnetic Jesus Dress Up!

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Halloween Magnetic Jesus Dress Up!  Yaaay!  I bet he looks cute in the Playboy Bunny outfit! Buy this!