You're Not Gonna Get In My Pants If You Don't Love Jesus

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We can't get into your pants if we don't love Jesus?  Wow, dude.  Do you know how many women you are disappointing?!!  Did your Grandmother knit that for you?

Threat Alert Jesus

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Yes, this is very real.

"Threat Alert Jesus protects you and your family by warning of changes to the US Government's color coded Threat Level alert system. Feel comforted knowing the Son of God is ever vigilant, taking care of you and your loved ones." Buy it: Threat Alert Jesus and Apparel

They are even going to come out with an iPhone app! LOL!  When he turns red - get under the bed!! LOLZ 

I Found Jesus!!

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I Found Jesus!!  He's on this shirt!!
Buy this shirt: here

Do It Yourself (DIY) Easter

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Do it yourself (DIY) Easter!!
You can buy this awesomeness on shirts, stickers, mugs and more, lol! Buy here


For more Zombie Jesus Day... I mean Easter pics: click here

I'll Be Back

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Jesus will be back.
You can buy this shirt lol: here

Jesus VS T-Rex

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Damn Jesus... you got some moves! FINISH HIM! Buy this shirt.

Liquid Jesus. Starbucks Has Some Competition!

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Mmmm... Liquid Jesus.  And guess what?  You can get this on a shirt!  Wear it to Starbucks.  Buy here.

Jesus Shaves

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Jesus shaves! Not saves!
Buy this shirt here.

What Would Jesus Wear? Religion it's Backwards.

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What Would Jesus Wear? Religion it's Backwards.