YOLO

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YOLO? Not Jesus!!

What WOULDN'T Jesus Do?

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Jesus will do anything for your sins!  He glides for them!

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Jesus Healed Dinosaurs Too

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Jesus traveled all over to heal dinosaurs.  He especially enjoyed healing Raptors!  Why do you think Raptors allowed him to ride them?

Jesus Cat Has No Interest In Physics

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Jesus Cat has no interest in Physics.  Let him walk on water!

Jesus Was Here

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Water turned into bottles of wine! Jesus was there!

Jesus is the Rocket Man

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Jesus is the Rocket Man singing 

"And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home 

Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man 

Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone"

Being Able To Walk On Water Isn't Always Fun For Jesus

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Poor Jesus can't jump into a pool.  His legs will break.  LOL

All Sinners Shall Die!

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Jesus the Slayer.
Created by TsuruOkosugiCaspi

Fuck it! I'm Jesus!

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ZOMG is right!!
Created by ~Sir-Mack

Happy Zombie Jesus Day… or Easter

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Happy Zombie Jesus Day or Easter!

Thanks to awesome Explosm.net for this cartoon!

Jedi Jesus

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Jedi Jesus: May the force be with you.

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Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus. No Mercy.

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Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus. No Mercy.

Jesus Deluxe Action Figure

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Jesus Deluxe Action Figure.
Buy here!

And Now You Can See

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And Now You Can See!

You Has Been Healed By The Power Of Jeeeezusss

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You Has Been Healed By The Power Of Jeeeezusss