Running Rainbows For Jesus

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Wow.  Afro, awesome rainbow running... what more could Jesus ask for?  Run for Jesus with Madeline!  Check out these fine beats

Pawn Shop Jesus

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Jesus you can can't pawn your cross!  You can buy this lovely print for the low price of $140 

Tantric Jesus?

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Tantric Jesus?  Please explain:

"In 1974, home appliance retailer Yamagiwa Corporation printed 1,974 copies of a promotional poster featuring a Jesus portrait by noted pop artist Tadanori Yokoo. The poster depicts Christ in front of a colorful mandala-like pattern centered around an inverted triangle, which Yokoo described as being a Tantric symbol of Shakti, the feminine creative energy of the universe, though it could just as well represent the Holy Trinity."


A home appliance retailer?!  What were they promoting?!!  Mmmm Tantric Jesus!

All I Want for Xmas is a Weird Wooden Jesus Necklace

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All I Want for Xmas is a Weird Wooden Jesus Necklace

Yes this is very real and comes in other colors: here

I'm Sorry My Dog Fucked Your Baby Jesus Lawn Ornament

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I'm Sorry My Dog Fucked Your Baby Jesus Lawn Ornament

I don't think he's sorry though...

Jesus VS T-Rex

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Damn Jesus... you got some moves! FINISH HIM! Buy this shirt.

Liquid Jesus. Starbucks Has Some Competition!

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Mmmm... Liquid Jesus.  And guess what?  You can get this on a shirt!  Wear it to Starbucks.  Buy here.

Jesus Saves. Obama Spends. Hmm... Gotta Love Mixing Politics With Religion

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Jesus Saves.  Obama Spends.  Hmm... Gotta Love Mixing Politics With Religion
You can buy this, LOL!  Buy

Jesus Shops at IKEA??

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Good luck, Jesus!  IKEA things are so complicated to put together!

KFC? Nah! How About Some JFC!

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KFC?  Nah!  How About Some JFC!