Jesus As A Cat

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Jesus looks good as a cat! I HAZ RIZZEN! Meow, lol!

Jesus Riding His Raptor

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Jesus loves riding dinosaurs.  I think his favorite was the Raptor.

Jesus Smokes Good Shit

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Jesus smokes good shit.  And how kind of him to share with the children!

Jesus Was Here

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Water turned into bottles of wine! Jesus was there!

So That's What Happened to Jesus For Three Days

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So That's What Happened to Jesus For Three Days!

Half-Naked Dancing Jesus Gets Hit by a Bus

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Jesus has some sexy moves! Not cool. bus driver. No cool.

Jesus and Grumpy Cat Have a Talk

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Not even Jesus can get through to Grumpy Cat

Jesus is the Rocket Man

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Jesus is the Rocket Man singing 

"And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home 

Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man 

Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone"

I'm A Carpenter

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Jesus is not happy with your shitty job! Cyanide and Happiness is awesome! Check out their site!

Answer Me Jesus

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The Lord works in mysterious ways and now he will speak to you through this inspired plastic likeness. Hip and holy he possesses the power to amuse and offend. Never again will you have to wonder WHAT JESUS WOULD DO when you hold the answer in the palm of your hand. Fun and funny, this Answer Me Jesus is a blessed way to declare your faith or add a touch of holiness to any decor.

Sadly, Answer Me Jesus is no longer in production. fml