DJ Jesus Pumping The Beats

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DJ Jesus knows how to spin and get the crowd going!

You're Not Gonna Get In My Pants If You Don't Love Jesus

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We can't get into your pants if we don't love Jesus?  Wow, dude.  Do you know how many women you are disappointing?!!  Did your Grandmother knit that for you?

And So Jesus Cat Said...

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Amen, Jesus Cat, Amen.

Cat Jesus by ~Outdated-Map

Cat Madonna and Baby Cat Jesus

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Cat Madonna and Baby Cat Jesus by Teresa Bergen
I have no words for this gem.

It's Jesus Cat!

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Jesus Cat by ~NimaDoodleZ
According to the artist: "Jesus could walk on water.
Jesus the CAT can walk on water AND breakdance on it"  Just awesome!

Jesus Shaves Mug

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The Jesus Shaves Mug begins with the traditional bearded Jesus. But when you pour in hot liquid, a miracle transpires -- His beard gradually vanishes before your very eyes! Before too long, you are looking at a clean-shaven Jesus, LOL!! 

Buy here: Jesus Shaves Mug

Jesus Pill Box

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Nothing like seeing the face of Jesus every time you gotta pop a Xanax!
Buy here: Jesus Pill Box

Threat Alert Jesus

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Yes, this is very real.

"Threat Alert Jesus protects you and your family by warning of changes to the US Government's color coded Threat Level alert system. Feel comforted knowing the Son of God is ever vigilant, taking care of you and your loved ones." Buy it: Threat Alert Jesus and Apparel

They are even going to come out with an iPhone app! LOL!  When he turns red - get under the bed!! LOLZ 

Jesus Cat Loves You

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Jesus Cat loves you! Meow!

Do You Have A Moment To Talk About Jesus Christ?

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Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ with creepy Jehovah Witness Cat?