I'm A Carpenter

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Jesus is not happy with your shitty job! Cyanide and Happiness is awesome! Check out their site!

Answer Me Jesus

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The Lord works in mysterious ways and now he will speak to you through this inspired plastic likeness. Hip and holy he possesses the power to amuse and offend. Never again will you have to wonder WHAT JESUS WOULD DO when you hold the answer in the palm of your hand. Fun and funny, this Answer Me Jesus is a blessed way to declare your faith or add a touch of holiness to any decor.

Sadly, Answer Me Jesus is no longer in production. fml

I'm Savin' Up For Jesus!

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Are you saving up for Jesus? Buy this and "Keep your money going in the right direction: save up for the Lord! With this piggy bank, your money and your heart will never stray from the loving arms of Jesus."  LOL. Ready to save for the lord?  Then go ahead and buy here 

Astronaut Jesus!

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Jesus dressed as an astronaut!  It gets better.  You can buy this awesome figure here

Dat Leg, Jesus

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Look at dat leg! Damn you sexy Jesus!

Who Was Jesus?

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Who was Jesus?  All of the above. Really?!  My head may explode.

Jesus Loved Wearing His Yarmulke

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Jesus Loved Wearing His Yarmulke!

Every Time You Spin a Dreidel, Jesus Weeps!

Pin It Every Time You Spin a Dreidel, Jesus Weeps.  I disagree.  I think Jesus enjoys playing a good game of dreidel!  This is a parody cover of the book "Dreidel, Dreidel, Driedel" by Amy Cartwright

Happy Thanksgiving From Pilgrim Jesus!

Pin It Jesus looks spiffy in his pilgrim costume!

Jesus Loves His Little Pony

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Cue the My Little Pony Theme song:

[Jesus]

My Little Pony, My Little Pony

Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh….

[Twilight Sparkle]

(My Little Pony)

I used to wonder what friendship could be

(My Little Pony)

Until you all shared its magic with me

[Rainbow Dash]

Big adventure

[Pinkie Pie]

Tons of fun

[Rarity]

A beautiful heart

[Applejack]

Faithful and strong

[Fluttershy]

Sharing kindness

[Twilight Sparkle]

It's an easy feat

And magic makes it all complete

You have my little ponies

Do you know you're all my very best friends?

My Little Pony

My Little Pony

My Little Pony... friends

My little Pony and Jesusssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!