Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Jesus vs. Santa

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Jesus vs Santa. The battle for Christmas!

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

The Meme Last Supper

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Now this is an awesome Last Supper! There's Pancake Bunny, Keyboard Cat, Ceiling Cat, Sneezing Baby Panda and a bunch of other classic memes. They must be waiting for Jesus to ride in with his dinosaur!

Friday, October 18, 2013

Raptor Jesus Sells Babies

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Raptor Jesus sells babies with absolutely no remorse.

Jesus: Name It Optimus Prime

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I agree with Jesus. Optimus Prime is an awesome name.

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Messiah Mints - Save Your Breath

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These saintly little peppermints come in an inspiring reusable metal tin and are guaranteed to make your breath minty fresh, even after a hearty meal of loaves and fishes.
Buy the Messiah Mints: here 

Dashboard Jesus

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"I don't care if it rains or freezes, Long as I got my Plastic Jesus." Buy here or here or here

What WOULDN'T Jesus Do?

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Jesus will do anything for your sins!  He glides for them!

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Thursday, September 26, 2013

Evolve This!

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Jesus WTF?!! What did Darwin ever really do to you? Seriously, bro!
You can buy this murder on a shirt here or a sticker here

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Jesus Was A Zombie Before It Was Cool

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Jesus was a Zombie before it was cool. Pure hipster.

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Jesus Is Coming! Hide Your Bong!

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Vinnntage!  Hide your bong because Jesus is gonna smoke all your weed!

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Walken With Jesus

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Walken With Jesus
Buy shirt: here

DJ Jesus Last Supper Shirt

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DJ Jesus Last Supper Shirt. Rockin' the beats one last time.

Buy shirt: here

Saturday, August 31, 2013

Aliens Took Jesus

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Aliens took Jesus and the idiots didn't help him!!

Friday, August 30, 2013

Jesus vs. Charles Darwin

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This is a fight I would pay to see: Jesus vs. Darwin.  Who would win?

Raptor Jesus Went Extinct For Your Sins

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Raptor Jesus: He went extinct for your sins. Never forget.

Jesus Healed Dinosaurs Too

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Jesus traveled all over to heal dinosaurs.  He especially enjoyed healing Raptors!  Why do you think Raptors allowed him to ride them?

Flying Spaghetti Monster & Raptor Jesus

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Flying Spaghetti Monster holding Raptor Jesus. Brilliant!
This awesomeness was created by ~Firell

Hipster Jesus

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Jesus is a true Hipster.

DJ Jesus Pumping The Beats

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DJ Jesus knows how to spin and get the crowd going!

You're Not Gonna Get In My Pants If You Don't Love Jesus

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We can't get into your pants if we don't love Jesus?  Wow, dude.  Do you know how many women you are disappointing?!!  Did your Grandmother knit that for you?

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

And So Jesus Cat Said...

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Amen, Jesus Cat, Amen.

Cat Jesus by ~Outdated-Map

Cat Madonna and Baby Cat Jesus

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Cat Madonna and Baby Cat Jesus by Teresa Bergen
I have no words for this gem.

It's Jesus Cat!

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Jesus Cat by ~NimaDoodleZ
According to the artist: "Jesus could walk on water.
Jesus the CAT can walk on water AND breakdance on it"  Just awesome!

Jesus Shaves Mug

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The Jesus Shaves Mug begins with the traditional bearded Jesus. But when you pour in hot liquid, a miracle transpires -- His beard gradually vanishes before your very eyes! Before too long, you are looking at a clean-shaven Jesus, LOL!! 

Buy here: Jesus Shaves Mug

Jesus Pill Box

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Nothing like seeing the face of Jesus every time you gotta pop a Xanax!
Buy here: Jesus Pill Box

Threat Alert Jesus

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Yes, this is very real.

"Threat Alert Jesus protects you and your family by warning of changes to the US Government's color coded Threat Level alert system. Feel comforted knowing the Son of God is ever vigilant, taking care of you and your loved ones."
Buy it: Threat Alert Jesus and Apparel

They are even going to come out with an iPhone app! LOL!  When he turns red - get under the bed!! LOLZ 

Jesus Cat Loves You

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Jesus Cat loves you! Meow!

Do You Have A Moment To Talk About Jesus Christ?

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Do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ with creepy Jehovah Witness Cat?

Jesus Cat Died For Your Sins Nine Times

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Jesus Cat is much better than regular Jesus. He died NINE times!

Grumpy Cat Tells It How It Is

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Grumpy Cat tells it how it is.  Jesus died for your sins, Grumpy Cat.  NOPE!

Jesus Cat Has No Interest In Physics

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Jesus Cat has no interest in Physics.  Let him walk on water!

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Jesus As A Cat

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Jesus looks good as a cat! I HAZ RIZZEN! Meow, lol!

Sunday, August 18, 2013

Jesus Riding His Raptor

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Jesus loves riding dinosaurs.  I think his favorite was the Raptor.

Jesus Smokes Good Shit

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Jesus smokes good shit.  And how kind of him to share with the children!

Jesus Was Here

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Water turned into bottles of wine! Jesus was there!

So That's What Happened to Jesus For Three Days

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So That's What Happened to Jesus For Three Days!

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Half-Naked Dancing Jesus Gets Hit by a Bus

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Jesus has some sexy moves! Not cool. bus driver. No cool.

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Jesus and Grumpy Cat Have a Talk

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Not even Jesus can get through to Grumpy Cat

Thursday, June 27, 2013

Jesus is the Rocket Man

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Jesus is the Rocket Man singing 
"And I think it's gonna be a long, long time ‘til touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home 

Oh no, no, no, I'm a rocket man 
Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone"

Saturday, March 16, 2013

I'm A Carpenter

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Jesus is not happy with your shitty job! Cyanide and Happiness is awesome! Check out their site!

Answer Me Jesus

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The Lord works in mysterious ways and now he will speak to you through this inspired plastic likeness. Hip and holy he possesses the power to amuse and offend. Never again will you have to wonder WHAT JESUS WOULD DO when you hold the answer in the palm of your hand. Fun and funny, this Answer Me Jesus is a blessed way to declare your faith or add a touch of holiness to any decor.

Sadly, Answer Me Jesus is no longer in production. fml

I'm Savin' Up For Jesus!

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Are you saving up for Jesus? Buy this and "Keep your money going in the right direction: save up for the Lord! With this piggy bank, your money and your heart will never stray from the loving arms of Jesus."  LOL. Ready to save for the lord?  Then go ahead and buy here 

Astronaut Jesus!

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Jesus dressed as an astronaut!  It gets better.  You can buy this awesome figure here

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Dat Leg, Jesus

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Look at dat leg! Damn you sexy Jesus!