Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Jesus' Christmas Wish

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Jesus is a whiney bitch!

Jesus vs Santa - This Time It's Personal

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Jesus vs Santa

Monday, December 22, 2014

Slip N' Slide With Jesus

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Sunday, December 21, 2014

Jesus is Going to Mars

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Jesus is going to go find life on Mars. He's sick of your shit! LOL

Wednesday, December 17, 2014

Yes, Kids, Jesus is Jewish

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Jesus is a Jew, kids. Let the confusion set in.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Jesus Stalking Native Americans

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Jesus stalks Native Americans. He wants them to drink Jesus Juice

Jesus Brought You a Turkey for Thanksgiving

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Jesus bought you a turkey for Thanksgiving

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Soft and Huggable Jesus!

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Haven't you always wanted a huggleable Jesus to cuddle with at night? Look no further! My Loving Jesus Doll! "A Doll That Symbolizes the Love and Comfort of Jesus. 16 Inches tall and includes a short story written on a scroll for use as a tool for discussions about the life of Jesus." How wonderful!
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Jesus Is Still Celebrating 420

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For Jesus, every day is 4/20. Would Jesus limit himself to only one day? No. And neither should you!

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Zombie Jesus vs. Scary Red-Eyed Easter Bunny

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The bloody battle for Easter! 

4/20/14 Jesus Ad

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Now this is awesome!

"The ad, emailed out to 13,000 Lunchbox Laboratory deals subscribers, features a picture of the Lord and Savior in a not-so-classical pose with a burger in one hand and a marijuana joint in the other. Text springing from Jesus’ mouth reads, “When I Get Back, All I Want is the Burger of the Gods.”  Above him is Easter’s date with the number 4.20 highlighted in green." Read the full article here.

He Is Risen

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He is risen and now he's gonna go killin'! Brainnnnns!

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

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Zombie Jesus wants two things: brains and bunnies. He died for your sins so don't stand in his way!

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Jesus Died For His Peeps

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Eat those peeps!

Thriller Jesus

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You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run

You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun

You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl

But all the while you hear the creature creepin' up behind

You're out of time
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!!

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YOLO? Not Jesus!!

Thursday, April 17, 2014

What Would Zombie Jesus Do?

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Mmmmmmm.... bunny brains! Zombie Jesus is hungry!

We are back!

Pin It We apologize for the absence of posts. Things are back to LOL. Enjoy the spam of Jesus!