Raptor Jesus Sells Babies

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Raptor Jesus sells babies with absolutely no remorse.

Jesus: Name It Optimus Prime

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I agree with Jesus. Optimus Prime is an awesome name.

Messiah Mints - Save Your Breath

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These saintly little peppermints come in an inspiring reusable metal tin and are guaranteed to make your breath minty fresh, even after a hearty meal of loaves and fishes.
Buy the Messiah Mints: here 

Dashboard Jesus

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"I don't care if it rains or freezes, Long as I got my Plastic Jesus." Buy here or here or here

What WOULDN'T Jesus Do?

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Jesus will do anything for your sins!  He glides for them!

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Evolve This!

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Jesus WTF?!! What did Darwin ever really do to you? Seriously, bro!

You can buy this murder on a shirt here or a sticker here

Jesus Was A Zombie Before It Was Cool

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Jesus was a Zombie before it was cool. Pure hipster.

Jesus Is Coming! Hide Your Bong!

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Vinnntage!  Hide your bong because Jesus is gonna smoke all your weed!

Walken With Jesus

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Walken With Jesus
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DJ Jesus Last Supper Shirt

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DJ Jesus Last Supper Shirt. Rockin' the beats one last time.

Buy shirt: here